| Well, that was a pleasant month full of much foolishness. So did anyone prank me during the remainder of the month, but had to wait until May for it to show up? Mayday, mayday, let's have a look.
inuyasha's back (I'm sure he has a very nice back)
doctor hates pears (And he might do something stupid like eat a pear)
inu papa? (Yes?)
unclothed (I have to wonder just how many pages someone had to scroll through to get to my site searching only this word. ... I kind of hope a lot)
papa your hair is getting silver i wonder how many i put there - papa the words dont come so easy now your growing older - sung by personality (I'm apparently getting serenaded via Google now)
a lot of some a few イラスト (But not a couple, many, or a crapton?)
kikyo is going to be married soon with inuyasha and kagome runs own coffee house sesshomaru (Ah, the Coffee House Sesshoumaru, where the coffee is always cold and bitter)
pa pa friend rice (The secret ingredient is friends)
sure cute a lotの意味 (I honestly don't think that means anything)
armless girl manga (She just wants a hug?)
microwave chicken and rice with can cream of celery, paprika, poultry seasoning cover with wax paper (Why do you even need the recipe, then?)
sesshomaru doesn't have sex because he would impose them (Impose what? His ego?)
sesshomaru kagura tongue doggie stile (That sounds awkward)
papa dear papa come home to us now (Sorry, there's a Doctor Who marathon on. All 700 some-odd episodes. Ask again next year)
inuyasha and kagome sneeze ear rub tickle fanfic (Also known as "The most irritating mental image ever")
how i can be sure (You can't. Sorry)
letter a in japanese (あ)
Not too bad this time around. Our children is finally learning. | comments: Leave a comment   |
| Happy April! After a strange bout of summer in mid-March, did people get out and enjoy the weather, or did they stay inside and search for weird things that somehow led them to inu-papa.com? Let's find out.
wiggles coloring pages (17 searches for this somehow got to me. *puts on purple shirt*)
hakudoshi x kagome (15 hits for this? Are people just putting character names in a hat and drawing two to come up with pairings?)
i hate my teenage daughter (Can't say I ever had one)
anime hackdoshi (Maybe it's like .hack\\doshi)
how to jrall a pokemon (I'm more curious how to "jrall" anything, period)
inu no taisho spongebob (Who lives in a skeleton under the sea?)
diagram possessive pronoun (Mine)
sesshomaru lord of the underworld love story (... Seriously, seriously putting characters in a hat and drawing two)
did papa and gaia have the same power? (I can totally give kids Captain Planet rings)
inuyasha requests kagome to have sex with him ("Kagome, would you do me the honor of having sex with me?")
what does tenshoga mean ("Postscript Fang"?)
inuyasha fantasy.rubberslug. 9 (Now we just appear to be putting random words in a hat and drawing a few)
wwwinu-most tipped bet (Are my searchers getting drunker as they go?)
tenth doctor cosplay (Guilty as charged. And I'll bet those oekaki images are going to start prompting this stuff...)
touga taisho (And here we have a hat full of fan names for me and drawing two)
Okay, time to come up with a crack pairing by randomly selecting two characters from a hat... And here we have the new pairing of... Amari Nobunaga/Hakkaku! THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Happy Leap Year! So, since February was one day longer than usual, with a day that only comes once every four years, does that mean I'll get some searches pointing to my site that are equally rare and noteworthy?
inutaisho and kagome (There were 30 hits for this. Wat.)
guy with very long hands (And 19 hits for this. I see they're still at it en force)
very long hands (Aaaand 11 hits for this. *looks at his hands* Is there something they're seeing that I'm not?)
mooooooom (Whaaaaaaat? (and how were there 9 hits for this?))
heckuva wakana (Them're some tasty greens)
backrub (Yes, please)
dear papa cutting the script (I cut out all the sex scenes)
when do sesshomaru and kagome have sex in details (I don't recall them ever having sex in details. Or ever, for that matter)
inu no taisho alive again (I LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!)
sesshomaru is not inu but a type of cat demon kagome fanfiction (And... Inuyasha is not a hanyou but a type of algae Kouga fanfiction)
japanese old papa homo sex tsu tsu (Guilty as charged... Hey, after a couple hundred years, you try things.)
inupapa fus ro woof (*goes flying*)
inupapa extra fluffy (I tumble myself with extra heat)
characters from dear papa (Well, there's me... and... me.)
i hate pears (But bananas are good)
"Fus Ro Woof" is my new attack. Kaze no Kizu can suck it. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Oh noes, the groundhog saw his shadow! Six more weeks of winter! ... Or is that just six weeks of winter, period, considering we have yet to actually have much of anything that would constitute as a proper "winter" so far this season. Maybe the search referrals will chill me.
very long hands (You know what they say about guys with long hands...)
man with very long hands (Yes, yes, we know all of me is long)
does sesshomaru have a twin (No. He is the only white-haired pretty boy in existence)
nerdgasm (Hellyes)
applet boys (... I got nothin')
inuyasha sango and miroku baby (This is where punctuation would really clarify things)
fart oekaki (That should be my next picture)
type comfort letters qwerty (Ah, yes, I asdf that.)
pulpa hijine (Does this mean anything in any language?)
kill me papa no inu (Sorry, I don't have a dog to kill you with)
inuyasha having sex with kikyo pictures real sex without anybody around them (Yeah, none of those pretend pictures that aren't actually pictures!)
inu tummy ache (Awh, just needs some rubbing)
person with very long hands (Seriously, why?)
dear papa play details (I didn't realize it was headed to the stage. o_o)
inuyasha setting sango (Setting her where?)
%e0%b8%ad%e0%b8%b4%e0%b8%99%e0%b8%b8%e0%b8%a2%e0%b8%b2%e0%b8%89%e0%b8%b0 and brother (His brother's name is Bob)
man with extra long hands (IT'S NOT ME!)
reasons papa accused of being an inu (Um... guilty as charged)
Guess I'd better go warm up my long hands before they get cold. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Did I get any bizarre search referrals for Christmas? Ooh, let's open my webstats and find out!
صور ناروتو(According to Google Translate, this is "Naruto Pictures" in Arabic. ... How in the world it led them to a site that has neither Naruto pictures nor Arabic text is anyone's guess)
tougas fur and kagome fanfiction (It's not enough to pair me with Kagome, now she's paired with my FLUFF?)
раскраски наруто (According to Google Translate, this is Russian for "Naruto coloring". ... See point 1)
specially urapped surprise. (Yes, that is precisely what this is)
dear papa..happy new year (Why, thank you)
inupapa gives inuyasha a mokomoko (I did, it's on his sword!)
inu papa do you have twitter? (In 140 characters or less, I'll answer: no)
inu papa sexual intercourse (I guess that's one way to search for porn)
sesshomaru's mother/kohaku fanfiction (I see Rule 34 got a Christmas gift)
www.suck me papa.com (Better be a lollipop talking)
is it true inuyasha and kagome have 3 quarter demon children? (Not sure how they can have 3/4 demon children when they've only got 1/2 to start with)
it inspiring me 意味 (For one thing, if you're trying to translate that, fix the grammar first)
lyrics he's got a new boyfriend i'm so helpless pa pa pa pa (Akagane is NOT my new boyfriend, he's just my... plaything)
the full length of an episode when after naraku's deaf, kagome is sucked into a meidou and is transported into the shikon jewel, where she experiences an illusion in which she lives out her normal life (What the hell search engine even allows that kind of search string? And in what episode did Naraku go deaf?)
the inu (Like The Doctor, but more dog)
it's been ten years since sesshoumaru and kagome became mates. but their ' happily ever after' hasn (Google search bar. Microsoft Word, it is not)
So apparently people are now finding me after typing entire paragraphs into search bars. Maybe I should try that sometime. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| December and still no snow. Been rather warm as of late, actually, all things considered. But winter will come all in due time. In the meantime, I've got search referrals to keep the chills:
inupapa and shippou (The crack pairings just keep degenerating)
inuyasha colouring in sheets (It's a toga/coloring party)
female inupapa (Rule 63 and all)
inuyasha x sesshomaru fanfiction with mokomoko alive (... Okay, JUST when you think you've seen every possible crack pairing, then THIS threesome shows up)
inuyasha milk sesshomaru fanfic (ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY BRAIN?!)
inupapa vs hobbits (One dog to rule them all)
inu papa legend of zelda (Like hell I'm wearing those green tights)
inu papa in middle earth
inu papa vs elves (I'd rather take on Sauron. Fiery guy on a mountain all doomy... yeah, I can take 'im)
inu papa skyrim (Apparently I'm becoming a bit of a gamer)
inuyasha mpreg fanfiction where he is forced to marry sesshomaru (Aaaand now we're back to that)
i also other than sunday no problem 翻訳 (I don't think anything would translate that correctly)
bakusaiga powers dragon-scaled red diamond black forum (Okay that's a bling too far)
what language does inuyasha speak (... Klingon)
I hope everyone can stay safe and warm this winter and spend their time searching for weird crap. Just don't link it to me. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Halloween is now over, so all those little children coming to the door asking for candy are gone. But through the rest of October, who was coming to inu-papa.com, and what did they want? Let's find out
闘牙王 (Hi, Niani)
comic strips about dignity (Yes, this site is quite dignified, is it not? *burps*)
inuyasha fanfiction + inutashio's daughter (Considering I don't know who this "Inutashio" is, nor do I believe he ever had a daughter, not sure what this is doing here)
human dignity comic strip
comic strip dignity
comic strip about human dignity
human dignity comics stipts
comics strips about dignity (It seems like after the first attempt, this person should have figured out that, no, this site does not have what they're looking for, no matter how they word it)
inupapa m, (Apparently I have an extra initial)
sesshomaru mother in sword fanfiction (Dear, get out of our son's sword!)
inupapa! (Sup!)
rin sesshomaru orgy fanfiction (Is it really an orgy if there's only two people?)
inupapa flower picking (Bud I habe allergies)
horrible dirty old man (Now why would this lead to me?)
inuyasha and izayoi have sex fanfiction (... What?)
nobita nobi kohaku suzaku fanfiction (I think this wins the "most WTF foursome ever" award)
farts comics (Looks like they finally got tired of searching for comics about dignity)
inu no taisho really exist ? (In a manner of speaking)
why you dont got a tame like seshoumaru papa? (What are you talking about, I'm totally tame. Look, I can balance this treat on my nose)
what does tooi michi no saki de mean by those distant streets (... This is like asking "What the fuck is WTF?")
inugoya hi inupapa!!! :d (I see people are Google trolling me again)
Next year I'm dressing up as a human dignity comic. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I'd wondered why I'd had a sudden boost in pageviews this month, and it turns out there's a bot spamming the oekaki board registration. 3,000 new members in the past week? Wow, I'm popular. And they all want to sell me penis-enhancements or a sexy good time. Apparently spambots also believe that there are no women on the internet, since all spam messages seem distinctly male-oriented. I wonder if the spambots found me through creative searches. Let's find out.
inupapa hot (Certainly a legitimate reason to come here)
inupapa funny (Also quite sensible)
inutaisho computer (It's what Steve Jobs was working on before he died)
pic of a goye jaken off (I seem to recall mentioning that "Master Jaken" sounds like a porn star name)
www.neked papa.com (If such a site exists, I don't wanna know)
why doesn't mama inherit papa land when he died? (Because the government took it)
manga about guide dog name happy (That poor dog, he's gonna feel confused if he's ever sad)
tickling nobita's mom (Um... I'll pass...)
inuyasha final act suck because as in season seven the ending left you hanging (Wait, what? ... How? Because it didn't follow everyone's lives until the end of time?)
kagome inu papa fetish story (Oddly specific fetish she's got)
a girl wakes up inside a monster and as soon as she does tentacles manga (There's a manga for everything, isn't there?)
Hopefully I can find a way to combat that spambot, or it's going to keep artificially inflating my page hits. I need legitimate stuff. Like this. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| As summer draws to a close, what did we learn? Did we learn to relax a little more? Spend more time enjoying the finer things in life? ... Or just learn to search for utterly ridiculous things that somehow end up leading to my website? Well, let's find out.
baby naraku (Oh man, that would actually be cute)
emo coloring pages (Wouldn't they all just be colored black?)
inuyasha miroku and sango (Kagome and Shippou: no one cares)
sesshomaru's rapes inuyasha and get him pregnant fanfiction (Seems like I get at least one of these every month...)
comic strip about human dignity (A man in an apron baking cookies is very dignifying)
inuyasha ham (Your dog wants ham)
shichinintai inu-papa (Bring it. I could beat all seven of them one-handed)
emo girl (Maybe we should get her some coloring pages)
strapon sex (I'm equipped to not need that, thankyouverymuch)
bible colouring pictures (You mean like Jesus riding a dinosaur?)
"seimeikan is" (Old man wood. Seriously, you don't want to know)
rice less boring (Put a funny hat on it)
goyo, i bow to her who is in te form of sound (Temba, his arms wide)
tentacle "one of her shoes" (In their defense, octopi likely have a hard time finding 8 matching shoes)
cockfight inuyasha (Are you implying his growing, pulsing, hairy-hilted, red, barrier-breaking weapon of choice might symbolize something else?)
stories of sesshomaru and kagome as youkias as kids (... Okay? Makes as much sense as stories of Shippou and Kagura as pheasants)
shonen heroes voiced by women (All of them except Inuyasha and Ichigo. Seriously)
inupapa in fundoshi (Dammit, I thought I hid those pictures)
inuyasha mother oyaji (Um... Izayoi, is there something I should know?)
dear papa death (Nonono, it's not dead! I'm just... lazy about updating. =/)
japanese porcupine (Generally known as "Sonic the Hedgehog")
inuyasha fanfic kohaku wedgie (But... he doesn't wear pants. Unless you mean leather pants wedgie)
Somehow, the insanity never ends. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| So, with the heat wave that encompassed most of the month, did we have any heat-delirium-induced search referrals? Or did the hot weather make everyone go outside instead? Let's find out.
อินุยาฉะ (Google Translate says this is Thai for "I support drug fight". Um... so do I!)
sesshomaru a pimp (No, JAKEN is the pimp. He looks smokin' in a zoot suit)
badass inupapa (Why, yes, you'll certainly find lots of this here)
stories where kagome gets fat (Oh god, it's been a while since the weight gain fetish has shown up)
kagome sess naraku inside transport manga (Kagome: "Are we there yet?" Naraku: "No" Kagome: "Are we there yet?" Sesshoumaru: "*kill*")
inupapa forever (God, I hope not. I hope to move on with my life one of these days)
inu-papa inuyasha filler (I wish. Movie 3 is all you get)
anime that give characters hiccups (I dunno, but I can cure hiccups! .... BOO!)
emo baby coloring pages (What is that, a baby in thick eyeliner and black lipstick?)
"i summon the iron chef" translation (I dunno, that seems pretty straightforward)
stlak za robu u metrou (Even Google Translate has no clue on this one)
inuyasha and kagome gain weight (Nooo, go awaaay, I thought I was done with you!)
inepapa (I guess it's nice to know that even the illiterate can still somehow find their way here)
sesshomaru and takemaru yaoi (... Because Rule 34!)
i am pretty man and people like to harrase me (AKAGANE, IS THAT YOU?!)
hot pourns (Must be British)
inuyasha muonna fanfiction stories (... Because Rule 34!)
inuyasha muonna and naraku fanfiction stories (This is just getting ridiculous)
baking papa.com (Nono, "Cooking Papa" does not have the same connotations as "To Serve Man")
kakusareta ana free manga ("The Hidden Hole"? Wah?)
inuyasha tickling bugs fanfictions ("Oh, aren't you the cutest beetle? Coochie coochie!")
Yep, it's official. People's brains have melted. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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