| So, everyone got hopped up on turkey and pie and spammed my site with crazy search queries for the month of November, I'm sure:
gay anime of inuyasha and his brother
toutousai long tongue
mc fluffy stein the game
sesshomaru rin misbehavior
sesshomaru's love and mates with kagome
long tongue yaoi manga (with reference to the first two searches on this list... no)
fanfiction.net fanfics sesshomaru kagome is a demon sex
papa smurf on shrooms
sesshomaru "damn sword" (broke down again!)
shunran/bankotsu (Most. Random. Pairing. Ever.)
inupapa how do i make sesshoumaru visible again? (... Turn the lights on?)
inupapa saves sesshoumaru's ass for the 50th time
inupapa meets elves (and Santa Claus?! :D)
sesshoumaru is really kohaku's mother (... the f*ck?)
inupapa sniffs koga's butt
sesshoumaru break dancing real name
design house pleese throw
inupapa is hiding under your bed (peek-a-boo!)
kouga weight gain deviantart
my genital much better than my tongue inuyasha kagome (now there's a pick-up line)
what physical chararistics to keep you from getting married (being dead is kind of a detriment)
The workings of the minds on the internet never cease to frighten me. | comments: Leave a comment   |
| Halloween may have been over a few days ago, but there are still more scary and disturbing things in store for the October search referrals to inu-papa.com:
inu no taisho's third wife (er, honey, I can explain... again)
inuyasha wood burning
does shippo get pregnant in the series
inuyasha kouga mate
manga series spear with scarf that absorbs energy (do these describe an actual series, or are people just getting creative?)
koga ticklish inuyasha
inupapa has abandoned sesshoumaru (:( No I didn't!)
inupapa sesshoumaru got replaced by inuyasha (someone must think I'm an asshole dad)
inupapa you broke sesshoumaru's heart (okay, okay, I get the picture!)
how to use a goya
"cooking papa" in the oven (noooo, I burn easily!)
eat inupapa (jeez, first I have someone repeatedly picking on me about my parenting and now someone wants to cook and eat me)
inupapa doesn't care about black people (... I think someone's just messing with Google now)
inupapa rapes harry potter in his sleep (yeeeeah....)
why did inupapa abandon the son who actually likes him? (cuz I DIED, I couldn't help it!)
kagome gets eaten on writing.com
naraku need a heir so he had kagura have sex with him alone
inupapa ressurected against his will
elite youkai culture (adjusts his monocle)
dad gets doughter pregnant exotic stories
sesshomaru has sex with kagome and she gives birth to his baby
dear papa we miss you (aw, I'm sorry! I've been busy with convention stuff until now so haven't had the chance to update, but I'll get on that soon!)
sesshoumaru wants a biscuits
sesshomaru is ticklish
goya for heave's sake; and it was her mother natural size
mpreg fanfic about sesshomaru getting pregnant with naraku's child and then disappearing
papa's here to brush your (... teeth?)
sesshomaru disciplines shippo
... The hell was that?! Are people using Google to try to communicate with me now? Good lord, it's become sentient. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| My guess (hope?) is that my site is going to start getting a lot more hits after this now that the new anime series is starting. As proof, the stuff people are looking for this time around is:
inuyasha kanketsu-hen (top search this month by far)
happy father's day, inupapa (.... D'awww.... Three people wished me well with Google)
inuyasha and kagome doggy style
taishou father of inuyasha (not a weird search, really, but the wording amused me)
which episode does shippo get that big belly
goya chocolate theme song
break dance in japanese letters (breakdancing kanji, man)
inuyasha and kagome haing sex in kagome's bedroom
inuyasha gets his hair cut
11) what kind of plot would you use if you wanted inuyasha to de-flower kagome? (I wonder what the other 10 searches were)
pig demon clouds - dog demon hakama - memoirs (certainly a spoiler for future chapters)
did izayoi steal inu no taisho (kept me locked up in her basement, too)
is inu no taishou a virgin (damn, I managed to have TWO sons immaculately. Beat that, God!)
naraku 27 old men raped kagome
inuyasha fanfiction plushies made mate faster kagome (either this is about putting plushies in compromising positions or... you know, I don't want to know)
the end of the world 2012 shelters inu (that's right, the Armageddon Kennel will make sure your dog is safe when the world ends)
dear general chemistry test please do not rape me in the ass (oh, it'll rape you with sulfides)
half inu pig - japan (is that like a manbearpig?)
suppose hoshi walks the same rate for 50 seconds how far does she walks? (d = vt, learn it!)
sesshomaru and inupapa yaoi (*cries*)
secret flower garden + tentecles
goya god rips head off baby
inuyasha and inupapa yaoi (*cries again*)
papa blows in g absolute pitch
... Dear lord, and the new series doesn't even start until tomorrow. Once the general public is exposed to Byakuya, Sessmom, and Mouryoumaru, I imagine I'll get a whole slew of weirdness on here. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Ah, nearing the end of summer. So I wonder what those crazy kids were searching for during their last weeks of break that led them to inu-papa.com?
sesshomaru in hint and in love with sango (5 searches for this?)
sweet nudist
shippo and kirara naked (but... Kirara is already naked)
mc tummy
0h (0h wh@t?)
sesshomaru ticklish spot
turtle with lightning bolts on shell (I have one of those)
sesshomaru and kagome; papa how come i dont have a mother (er, both those characters have canon mothers)
what are the difference between a taiyoukai and a daiyoukai (one is spelled wrong)
youkai inuyasha fit cock inside kagome
hi inupapa spank kouga
"what size is your underwear?" (bum to the breeze, baby)
dear papa it's hard to die (then you're obviously not trying)
kirara and shippo porn
dear papa , i am fine heree (good for you)
inuyasha getting raped by turtle demon
cooking papa raw (;_;)
inu chuck
is byakuya of the mirage from inuyasha a girl or a boy (a legitimate question, but it amused me ^_^*)
what to say to your parents if you want a pet turtle from a maturi
hakama sotsugyou (... "pants graduation"?)
sesshomaru changes inuyasha diaper
... What's with all the turtle searches this time around? | | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment |
| With the new Inuyasha anime being announced, I'm sure the old Inu Goya site is going to see a resurgance in traffic. Guess I should actually start working on getting that thing back up and running again. And maybe make it look a bit nicer. But in the meantime, search referrals that lead to the inu-papa.com domain last month:
pimp drawings
anime guys arm is ripped off and gets impaled but is brought back to life
inuyasha and kagome lift after having the baby-fanfiction.net (wait, what...? Kagome wants to work off her baby weight so takes up weight-lifting?)
the birth of sesshomaru's daughter (I'm sure it was hard on him)
www.bad papas.com (Oh, I am. *spanks butt*)
kouga thighs
www.children gril play sex papa.com (there's a website dedicated to children grilling a blow-up doll of me?)
hi my name is inuyasha no last name by the time you're dead and i'm gone fanfic
getting hilighted
inu no taisho finds his way to the future and meets a girl (I can vouch for this one)
anime "beheaded body"
rats eating anime girls stomach
kagome sleeps with sesshomaru but believes he doesnt want her (and she'd be right)
izayoi spanked (>:O)
kids tied to a tree goya
when something beggen we don't know how it ends, and the house u going to sale becames ur home (do they teach English in school anymore?)
ticklish tummy timon
onigumo's gorgeous naked butt inuyasha
where in the manga does inuyasha put kagome's underwear on his head
old anime: rats on the bike
inuyasha's ears and sesshomaru's fluff fanfiction (RULE 34!)
Holy crap, like I thought, with summer break in full swing and news of new Inuyasha anime, the crazies are out in full force. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Wow, June's done already? The summer sure is going quickly. Although it doesn't feel much like summer today, what with it only being 60 degrees right now, despite it being 1:00 in the afternoon. Maybe some weird search referrals will keep me warm.
mugen tendril
inuyasha's sister (DOES NOT EXIST!)
kouga's is sick and kagome helps him
papa likes can pokemon (mmmm... canned pokemon...)
inuyasha shoes tears for the first time episode summary (but... Inuyasha doesn't have shoes...)
pic of inuyasha raping shippo gay (...... Summertime apparently brings the scary people out)
sesshomaru knocks sango out and kinaps her
.manga female flatulence
dear papa happy birthday spesal lines (aw, well, my birthday did occur in June, after all)
does inuyasha look more japanese or egyptian
icy lee at myoga
sesshoumaru takes you violently from behind doggy style (oh, does he now?)
rin and sesshomaru are so horny about each other fanfic (yep, I definitely think the middle-schoolers are out for the summer...)
does inuyasha have something to do with the egyptian (... no?)
inuyasha pee
impalement goya
sango buger
goya man anime
tessaiga and living organism (well, it does throb...)
cooking papa raw (noooo, don't cook me!)
how to steal a dog chapter summaries
Holy crap, the crazy schoolkids are out in force. I shudder to think what July's list will look like. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| It's the beginning of a new month again, so you know what that means. Time to catalogue the funniest, scariest, and most bizarre things people were searching for when they stumbled upon inu-papa.com in the month of May.
sango's hickey (three separate searches for this. ... Wha?)
papa masturbating
rin the armless monkey
shippo inuyasha "have a baby" (I know I said no more mpreg, but... ...)
manga she is knocked unconscious
inuyasha transformed mating season
anime cut her arm off
human eating fleh (Hm, I've never eaten "fleh" before)
tifa mating ritual (I'm sure it has something to do with breasts)
'sesshomaru and kagome mating'
milk magic concintrate
inuyasha long tongue
Seems like the only thing I use this blog for anymore is cataloguing these weird searches. Guess I don't really have much more interesting in my life to talk about. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Time for another rousing game of "What were people looking for when they stumbled upon inu-papa.com?"
jaken (the top search this month. What?)
sango and bankotsu couple (do they even ever MEET?)
inuyasha porn
pimp drawings
"hot tongs" french band
toga yaoi
"here have a bunny" (why, thank you. *nomnomnom*)
inuyasha pee
beggen strips
why is dragon-scaled tessaiga hot (cuz it's big and throbbing, man)
adult shippo and humanoid kirara kissind
trustworthy sources (aw, I'm glad someone thinks I am one)
hakudoshi in a diaper
beautiful cressdressers with toys
youkai inuyasha wants to pup kagome (... what does that even mean?)
sango giving sesshomaru a bath
inuyasha the book with inuyasha having sex
anime cut her arms off
These things never fail to amuse me. Or disturb me. And I even skipped all the mpreg searches this time. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Once again, the rundown of the most bizarre or otherwise standout search referrals for inu-papa.com for the month of March:
dragon ball papa
teen girl slaped tied up
sesshomaru/inutaisho mpreg (there's ALWAYS mpreg searches... maybe I should stop listing these)
inuyasha likes small buts
kagome thesinger and sesshomaru the player
pregnant inupapa (... really... should stop...)
sesshomaru's mother wants a puppy
anime her shoe fell off
hi inu-papa (hi, person who searched for me)
naraku and sesshomaru's children
sword innuendo (there's certainly a lot of that in this series)
inuyasha and kagome having an affare (but... they're married at the end, so how can they...?)
inupapa and shippo (... not as a couple, I hope)
bankotsu, jakotsu, ticklish
fanfiction sesshomaru/kanna mpreg (okay, I said no more mpreg results but... what?)
anime review punch her stomach
It's April Fool's day, right? These are just jokes... right? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Why, yes it is the first of the month. And, why, yes that does mean it's time to compile the funny and bizarre search terms that landed people on inu-papa.com for the month of February.
smooch (just... "smooch". Four times)
sesshomaru rapes rin (okay, seriously, people... three searches for this?)
"puppy xp"
hugging teddy bears
inuyasha in the air
inuyasha going through puberty
sexual pictures of inutaishou (*cough* while... such things exist, they are not to be found here)
i dig dudes with dog ears inuyasha
free hot pourns (must be British)
hon macdonald naraku.
maturity hot horny mom web cam sex pics ,com
search inuyasha koga stole my clips (Kouga has a gun now? Or is putting his hair up?)
inupapa naked (I'm naked in my avatar! Look, doggy with no clothes)
manga girl quite manly gees out with her friends brother
sesshy and his purple fluff
inupapa gets tickled by izayoi (how did they know?!)
what is the main conflict in dear papa (I did not realize it had a plot)
goya - dead armless baby (... wut?)
inu-papa yaoi (I had a forbidden relationship with a woman, I'm straight, dammit)
porn dakki ("Oh, your scaly sword feels like it's sucking all my energy... please, thrust it into my youkai hole")
inuyasha and kagome having sex (story in detail)
manga fight pantsless his
inuyasha and kirara mating (.... WUT.)
shippou mpreg (okay, seriously, stop)
kagome and inuyasha go to shikon high school at first they dont get along until they have to work on a project together and they end up as boyfriend and girlfriend (search engines, you're doing it wrong)
sesshomaru parasite mokomoko
Haha, no matter how hard they search, no one will ever find my stash of naked pictures. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| It's that time of the month. Yes, that time, too. So while I PMS in my most masculine of ways, I shall also once again collect the past month's most bizarre search referrals that landed people on inu-papa.com.
inupapa (noted because it is FINALLY the #1 referral for the month)
sesshomaru is ticklish (five hits with this one, too)
inuyasha in diapers
inuyasha underwear
inuyasha as a butterfliy
fanfiction inuyasha's mother held inuyasha who was born premature
ears sketches
watch naked anime kagome anime
pairing kag inupapa; a generals love (... whyyyyyyy?)
inuyasha sesshoumaru cock lick (.... X_____X)
sesshoumarus cock (seriously, what the fudge?!)
犬父イラスト (Hee! That's "Inu-papa Fanart" in Japanese if you can't read it)
smother giantess anime giant huge boobs (this one just made me laugh XD)
"if you go too fast, i dribble down your chin" (... How... did an exact quote like that lead to my site? Where is this sentence on my site? WHERE?!)
shippo mpreg (WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
papa and the weird fat tree info
kagome in heat and sesshoumaru knows (can humans even go into "heat"?)
why does naraku say kukuku in the manga (because he's EVIL!)
inupapa knows all (why, thank you)
"male kagura" flash
Damn, there were a lot this month. Guess everyone had new year's resolutions to search for really crazy things. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Since it's the new year now, I suppose that means it's New Years Resolution time. So, things I want to make sure I work on...
1. I want to update my site more regularly. With my unpredictable work schedule, this is sort of out of my control, but I want to be able to put more priority on it when I have free time instead of just goofing off. Even though I do so love goofing off... But as it stands every section only sees an update once every other week at most, and updates that few and far between are sure to make me lose visitors and try the patience of those who are still around.
2. I want to draw more. Currently, the only artwork I do are the illustrations for the memoirs chapters, which are rather simple and low-quality. All of the artwork in my gallery is at least a year old, most much more than that. My artistic skills are slipping from lack of use, and I don't want to lose them.
3. I want to be a better friend. I want this to finally be the year where I don't drive away people who are dear to me due to my immaturity and selfishness. I can't ever replace those who I've already lost, and desperate attempts at apology and reconciliation have all proven futile, so the most I can do now is work hard to make sure I never do this to anyone else.
I probably won't actually be able to uphold any of these but at least I can get my desires out so I can be reminded of them more readily when I start to falter. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Happy new year! New year, new month, new set of weird and scary search referrals that landed people on inu-papa.com.
inuyasha pimp (this was the NUMBER ONE search referral for the month of December. WTF?)
inuyasha weight gain (AGAIN? What's with these?)
fanfart rin sesshoumaru
inuyasha raping kagome (people are scary x_X)
sesshomaru dating yura kagome gets pregrnant naraku and gets (gets... what? Wait, given the rest of that, do I want to know?)
playstation games we love takemaru (Takemaru Damacy?)
tentacle "one of her shoes"
inuyasha mpreg birth
if you masturbate are tou not anymore virgin
what christians think about inuyasha
sesshomaru rin spank | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Your result for The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test ...
The Protector
You scored 19 Extroversion, 65 Intuition, 55 Emotional, and 22 Spontaneity!
INFJ
INFJs are intuitive, caring, quiet and peace-loving: deep and complex people who may seem equally at home dealing with the personal and analytical spheres of life. The interior world of vision and ideas is this type's most comfortable domain, but some degree of human connection is essential for the INFJ's happiness; a potential conflict for this type. Articulate, empathetic and idealistic, INFJs often say they just know things, they know them directly, and they may not be able to tell you how or why! INFJs seem to be able to feel others' feelings vicariously and sense the good and evil in situations: an almost psychic ability which may be an asset in many "people professions." Spiritual, sensitive and committed, INFJs enjoy being of service to others. Once this type's goals are set and the mind is made up, no argument based solely on reason and practicality is likely to divert the passionate INFJ from a mission or chosen project. Whether this characteristic manifests itself as admirable tenacity or bull-headed stubbornness may determine the individual INFJ's potential for life success.
Relationships
INFJs are warm and affirming people who are usually also deep and complex. They're likely to seek out and promote relationships that are intense and meaningful. They tend to be perfectionists, and are always striving for the Ultimate Relationship. For the most part, this is a positive feature, but sometimes works against the INFJ if they fall into the habit of moving from relationship to relationship, always in search of a more perfect partner. In general, the INFJ is a deeply warm and caring person who is highly invested in the health of their close relationships, and puts forth a lot of effort to make them positive. They are valued by those close to them for these special qualities. They seek long-term, lifelong relationships, although they don't always find them.
Strengths
Warm and affirming by nature
Dedicated to achieving the ultimate relationship
Sensitive and concerned for others' feelings
Usually have good communication skills, especially written
Take their commitments very seriously, and seek lifelong relationships
Have very high expectations for themselves and others (both a strength and weakness)
Good listeners
Are able to move on after a relationship has ended (once they're sure it's over)
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I think what this test mostly shows is that I can't be categorized, since I don't agree with most of its findings. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| It's a new month, meaning time to compile the weird and creepy search referrals that landed people on inu-papa.com from the month before:
inutaisho drunk
inuyasha and kagome fanfiction doggy style
ranma bone shard
rusty soul dear my rin
hakudoshi and kagome fanfiction
kagome sesshoumaru slave mate naraku
goya 'the kidnapping horse
woman kidnapped by a horse goya
what's better inuyasha dubbed or inuyasha dubbed
kagura naraku babies lesson
sesshoumaru mpreg
when kagome transform into a demon a fansite
sex a papa-com
papa raped me
green shippo
hakudoshi is gay forever
I hope my site was useful in preventing people from being kidnapped by a horse. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Your rainbow is strongly shaded white and green. What is says about you: You are an intelligent person. You appreciate quiet moments. Those around you admire your fresh outlook and vitality. People depend on you to make them feel secure. Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
Hahaha. Other than appreciating quiet moments, this is pretty much entirely my reverse. I'm an idiot who can't tell what people want and what they really mean, people would rather force me kicking and screming into molds they've made for me rather than let me be myself, and I have never been necessary enough in anyone's life to not be abandoned at a moment's notice. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| It's that time again! Sorry I've been so scarce for the past few weeks, but I've had a lot of work to do. Thankfully, that work ends today, and I should be back up and running in a few days or so. In the meantime, a selection of the oddest search referrals that landed people on inu-papa.com for the month of October:
t (Really, now? Just search for the letter "T" and get my site? Three people apparently did)
sheep patch
inuyashas making a child (searched for twice o_O?)
physical chararistics of the tongue
"long tongue" manga (wtf is with tongues this time around?)
anime pantsless attack
n dubz papa channel u
chararistics of a womanizer (... Why is this pointing at me...? >_>;;)
goya floating dog
tenseiga moon yaoi (... What? Rule 34, yeah, but... what?)
omgwftbbq meaning (roflmao?)
inuyasha left kagome for kikyo when she became pregnant now she has fallen in love with sesshomaru stories (whyyyyyyyy?)
i'm wearing women's underwear shippo,comfy! (WHYYYYYYY?)
goya's giant man ripping heads
kagome the ugly girl at school she meet sesshoumaru fanfic
inuyasha, kagome, miroku and sango are naked
mpreg inuyasha (x___X)
papa tuna
is inuyasha horny?
inutaisho doggy love (Oh, bow wooow)
Wow... there was a lot of weird stuff this past month. People scare me sometimes. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Since the August referrals were full of wonder and amazement, now that it's October, the September search referrals have been compiled, and I have carefully selected the ones that I found most memorable. Certainly, anyone searching for the following things should expect to find my site as a result:
sesshomaru's secret crush (three different people found my site with this o_O)
inuyasha gets fat (again with the eating disorders! And this one was searched for twice!)
what sesshomaru's name would be in modern times.
everything's going wrong goya
song titles about papas
inuyasha catches kagome when she is falling off a building fanfic stories
thirsa bathroom seen
fundoshi ｇａｙ art (odd font change original)
inupapa kagome pairing (again?!)
sesshomaru inuyasha scissors hair
monster licking inuyasha
anime with flying wolf and rats and slugs
inuyasha every one pokes eachother to the death
kagome is raped and pregnant by her master fan fiction (who are these sick people? x_x) | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | FTP, why are you not woooorking? I have uuuuupdates! Whaaaaarrgarbl! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| In checking the logs and statistics for inu-papa.com, it seems that a number of people stumble upon the site using some very... interesting search criteria. Oddly, though "Inuyasha" is the number 1 search referral, "Miroku and Sango" is #2, despite my site not mentioning them at all (granted, the referrals cover the entire inu-papa.com domain, including the old Inu Goya site, so that might have something to do with it). "Inu-papa" scores a lowly #8 as to what people were looking for when coming here. Here's a list of some of the more bizarre search criteria that landed people on my site:
papa pig
inuyasha dating game
mummy papa.com
sesshomaru has an eating disorder
inuyasha in ponytails
inu no taisho trading card (dude, I want one!)
kagome shoe
inuyasha mpreg
manga: guy sword monster turn into animal
inuyasha weight gain fan fiction (I wonder if this is related to Sesshoumaru's aforementioned eating disorder)
inu no taishou and kagome fanfiction (... what?)
sesshoumaru inuyasha pain dominance
all the anime shows that have the word inu in the front
inuyasha raped me
kagome in her undergarments
sexy back sesshomaru
I'll post more from the month of September once the monthly stats are compiled. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
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